Mad cows disease, is it really a disease or,
are they just in need of a psychiatrist.
I think they are just upset over the crazy chickens.
But then again,
who can blame the chickens when it’s the
poltergeist penguins running around stealing
everyone’s money to buy tuxedos.
I guess we will just have to wait until the afterlife
to ask the polar bear gods,
what is really going on.
Until then, we are in dire need of a cow shrink,
some insane asylums, a crucifix lock
(for our wallets of course)
faith in the great chilly gods.