Mad cows disease, is it really a disease or,

are they just in need of a psychiatrist.

I think they are just upset over the crazy chickens.

But then again,

who can blame the chickens when it’s the

poltergeist penguins running around stealing

everyone’s money to buy tuxedos.

I guess we will just have to wait until the afterlife

to ask the polar bear gods,

what is really going on.

Until then, we are in dire need of a cow shrink,

some insane asylums, a crucifix lock

(for our wallets of course)

and

faith in the great chilly gods.

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