All the stores in my county were raided today by scared people who have been convinced they desperately need toilet paper as if that is going to help against corona virus some how.
Notice the only toilet paper left is Charmin and it’s price is jacked up to $10.46 for a 6 pack!
So I figured I would buy a bunch of corona and toilet paper and then drop them off on all my friends doorsteps today. I wrote in red ink “Infected” on the toilet paper and stuck the roll on top of the bottle of corona.
Figured seeing everyone desperate for corona and TP that I would help out and save them a trip…